what girls discuss via skype

anonymous friend: so the other night, we had the best sex ever.

me: uh huh

friend: no! you don't understand! like, ever, ever, ever, EVER! best EVVVVVEERRRRR!!!

me: okay. so what's the matter then?

friend: well then, it was really weird. i started crying...

me: really? (a bit shocked)

[skype cuts out, then comes back after a few minutes of intense pixilation]

friend: i know! it was so weird. he didn't see though, thank god.

me: but...you don't...i mean...you don't right?

friend: no way! i can't stand him! i really dislike him as a person, he's soooooo irritating!

me: right.

friend: so the next day he was really bugging me. like REALLY irritating me. I couldn't hardly stand it!

me: o.k.

friend: and he took me to the train station, and when i left he was like 'i love you.'

me: wow, well that's a bit awkward i guess, but it's nothing he hasn't said before...

friend: and i cried again!!!

me: what?! that's so weird...what's going on?

friend: i have no idea because i really can't stand him at all. like, he's an infant.

me: so what are you going to do?

friend: nothing. i don't think it'll happen again, i think something weird was just going on with me, because there's no way i have feelings for him...he drives me crazy!

me: right. o.k. then.

friend: but dude, seriously, best sex EVER!